Dennis Perkins writes here. Usually things he’d like you to know but that no one is interesting in paying him to write about.
He also writes free things on Twitter. (dennisperkins5)
And on Facebook.
He also writes about movies and Maine and Maine movies at The Portland Press Herald.
If you’d like Dennis to write things for you for money, his email is email@example.com.
Dennis lives in Portland, Maine with his wife, the writer Emily L. Stephens, who also writes for The A.V. Club and other places that know a good thing when they see it.